Psychosis- The New Normal

thefunniestpost:

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

Hysterical!

19 hours ago -

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fykaransinghgrover:

“Apna toh bad luck hi kharab hai.”

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via laughcentre)

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical!

(Source: imstrongerinthewallsofwinterfell)

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Rich people food:

sodamnrelatable:

Poor people food:

Feels so good to be poor :D

(Source: livilouwho)

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.